It Appears I'm Back

I guess it’s time to start this blog back up. Mostly because I miss rambling on about nothing to no one. Which I thought Facebook was good for but apparently my rants are too lengthy and I say the word “vagina” too often. (shrug) So let me catch you up. I’ll bullet point this shit for you.

• I’m still with Wil but we can call him by his real name now… Andrew. He thinks I’m a handful but entertaining enough to keep around. I guess my cute-ness did not expire.
• I’m no longer in my 30’s. I’m all middle-agey and starting to wrinkle. I had a brief mid-life crisis which I shall blog about later. It was awful and hysterical all at once. I recommend a good mid-life crisis to everyone.  Even children. Why not.
• I got the fuck out of Dallas!! I’m in Denver now, living with Andrew. It’s a good hiding spot. 
• I practice Reiki and Sound Therapy out of my apartment as a side job. I’ve also pissed off the entire alternative healing community by preaching that western medicine is the best option and that alternative medicine should only be used WITH western medicine. Not in lieu of. I also do it either pro bono or for free. I’m not very good at the whole “business” thing. 
• I still drink wine. I’m like an American Patsy. From AbFab… just in case you were thinking of some other Patsy.
• My vibrators now sit in a drawer collecting dust. Not because I am no longer single but because I’m too lazy to put in new batteries.

Okay, so there will be updates some time today and again later in the week.